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the thing about dave is i really want to give him thematically appropriate coolkid mons, but in my heart i know he's actually that dude with the five qwilfish & snorlax, all of them perfectly trained and ready to explode.

so. murkrow. there's more where this one came from and they're all trained for one thing and one thing only: to make the fight as slow and boring as humanly possible. you know those ai trainers who keep spamming double team & protect even when it makes no sense? he's that asshole. is he gonna win? probably not. he doesn't care. he didn't want to fight anyway. he doesn't like to fight, but you had to go for the challenge, and now he's going to stall and stall until you regret every single one of your life choices. them's the breaks.